Ode to Lloyd There once was an estate agent called Lloyd With whom one could never be annoyed His work was exceptional Though the whole process detestable He went above and beyond, we love you Lloyd Seriously: We had an absolute nightmare of a buying process but Lloyd was there to whip both sets of solicitors into shape. I think we’d still be stuck homeless and waiting on someone who’d put us to the bottom of the pile 3 months down the line if it wasn’t for him. Give the man a medal or a promotion because it is quite honestly the least he deserves. One hell of a good egg.